Straight? In This Economy? Hat

For those who meet existential dread with a little humor and a whole lot of queer energy, the Straight? In This Economy? hat says what we’re all thinking. With clean embroidered text and a classic dad cap fit, it’s a casual, clever nod to the joy (and chaos) of living outside the norm.

Whether you’re grabbing coffee, heading to Pride, or dodging small talk at brunch, this hat’s got the perfect amount of sarcasm to match the moment.
• Crisp embroidered design
• Adjustable strap for all head sizes
• Timeless low-profile dad hat silhouette
• A Queerencia original—because we laugh and resist

Queer joy is resilient, stylish, and definitely here to stay.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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